Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Matches For Maks



Finding a Girl for Maks via Match.com

    Of course my first blog will be about +Maksim Chmerkovskiy, duh!!!  He is the one and only ‘Sex On A Stick’ and we all know it.  Now that he is single again, (It seems he broke up with Peta (or vise versa) a few weeks ago, although I think they may get together for V day. We will see.), I thought it would be fun to try and find him a girl on +Match.com.  This is only for fun and I am not going to try and hook anyone up.    

   I narrowed my search to women living in or near NYC since that is Maks home base.  They had to be single, physically fit, want kids, liberal or middle of the road politically, 5’4” to 5’ 10” and between the ages of 26 and 35.  Let me know who your favorite is and who you think I should eliminate first.  Lets have some fun!!!!   

Here are my first six matches for Maks:

1) Miss Cutie Patootie
I love my life in New York and have a great group of friends and an amazing family. I'm finally at the point in my career that I am excited about and fulfilled by what I am doing; finding that has been a journey and a challenge that has taken up a lot of my focus the past few years. Now I really look forward to finding someone with whom I can develop a happy and satisfying relationship, one of these days, or someday. I have tons of interests and am always pursuing new ones.
Things I'm looking for in a "match" -Besides the obvious basics (intelligence, confidence, charisma, kindness), a great sense of humor is key. A nice mix of dry wit, sarcasm, goofiness and self deprecation seem to do the trick. In turn, I need to be able to make you laugh (because I'm convinced I'm funny). There's nothing more fun than eliciting a genuine laugh from someone that I like- not a "that's funny" but a real belly laugh. I'm smiling just thinking about it. On the more serious side, you should be someone who is intellectually curious, emotionally available, and sensitive while still being masculine. I want you to be able to teach me new things and I'd like to do the same for you.

A few things you should know about me - and hopefully would find charming if we're compatible: I'm not the type of girl who primps to go to the gym or get on an airplane (I tend to regard such girls with a mix of confusion and admiration). Sure, I do love to get dressed up and go out with friends or to an event, but if you find me out and about on a normal day, I'm more likely to be sans makeup sporting a ponytail and sundress...Also, despite being pretty athletic, in my daily life, I'm ridiculously clumsy and frequently display random bruises to prove it (I think I get caught up in my thoughts and fail to pay attention to what I'm doing). Case in point, my apartment has a staircase in it and when I threw a housewarming party after moving in, not fewer than 10 of my friends commented about the likelihood of me falling down the stairs (Check). What else? Oh, I tend to get obsessed with a particular song or album and will listen to it on repeat with what may accurately be construed as compulsiveness. Lucky for you, I usually don't subject others to my soundtrack. I think that should do it for now - I know most people are only checking out the pics anyway so my writing genius is wasted. 


More:  Liberal, Cancer, Likes to dance, likes dogs, has traveled around the world, speaks French, plays tennis, likes to swim, loves her family and reality shows.

2) This Girl Is On Fire


Positive, creative gal with a sincere heart and joie de vivre.

I'm originally from Jersey and moved to NYC for acting school. Now I'm a book publicist. I love working with funny, smart, creative people and really like my job. Favorite things outside of work include seeing theater and film, traveling, writing, reading, entertaining friends, and thinking about how delicious cheese is. After living in New York for ten years, the streets of Manhattan still inspire me more than any other place I've ever been.

I'm a contradiction of sorts. I love intelligent conversation and stupid jokes...wine bars and dive bars...classic literature and Modern Family...live music and history museums.

I'm looking for someone with old school values but progressive thoughts. Someone who lives in the moment but plans for the future. Someone who makes time for the ones they love. Someone who is honest and true, cultured and savvy, with a wicked sense of humor who knows how to think outside the box.

More:  Liberal, Aquarius, likes to bowl, swim, volunteering, likes dogs, taking class in sign language, likes live music and theater, and kids in sunglasses.


3) Genuinely Gorgeous
I am a fun loving lady who is successful, outgoing, playful and a genuine person with an open mind and open heart.

I'm equally comfortable dressing up in cocktail dress or relaxing in t-shirt and jeans. I want someone who can appreciate that and also wants to get the most out of life. I love my job. I love hanging out with my friends and value my family very much. I surround myself with good people.

I want to find someone who likes to travel and explore what the world has to offer. My goal is to find someone who wants to settle down and we can grow together. Ideally, I would like someone who has a good sense of humor, intelligence and ambition.

More:  Politically she is middle of the road, Capricorn, likes to go to movies, dancing, golfing, swimming, explore new restaurants, traveling, likes dogs, and going to grandma's house in Florida.

4) Ultimately Optimistic

Ultimately looking for amazing chemistry with a good-natured, optimistic, and dependable person. He is kind, caring, sweet, and passionate; not afraid to live through his heart. Family oriented, a great sense of humor, with true zest and excitement for life. I am looking for a partner and a best friend who is an old-fashioned gentleman, making my heart skip a beat (not too many beats). He is romantic, spontaneous, and has my best interest at heart, as I would his.

I am a sincere, compassionate, honest and confident woman seeking someone special to enjoy life with. My natural ability to connect with others as well as my genuine warmth has allowed me to have amazing friendships and great relations with others. Love, love, love to travel, adore spending time in nature, enjoy comedy shows, concerts, sporting events, and am a big foodie and wine connoisseur. Staying physically active is important to me and I am happiest engaging in a wide variety of activities from rollerblading and horseback riding to hiking and yoga. I am easy going and always up for an adventure. Maybe it's the California still in me, but I still believe in true love and don't think anything is too great to be real.

More:  Politically she is middle of the road, Cancer, likes dogs, cats, fish and horses, likes to dance, cook, the smell (and taste!) of great coffee, fresh seafood, spirituality, laughter, inventing, creating, bikram yoga, running into old friends, papaya, 90% dark chocolate, the zoo, unexpected surprises. 

5) Positively Beautiful

I am originally from South Florida, but currently live in the city and love it! Whenever I go back to visit my family, I find myself walking five times faster than everyone else. I love exploring new places and meeting new people. I am so fortunate to have great, supportive friends and a close family. I’m a big believer in positive attitude, being optimistic, and happy. My friends and family always describe me as a very giving person who is there for my friends and goes out of my way to help and make them happy. I enjoy going to concerts, dining out, spending time with friends, traveling, and anything spontaneous. I am pretty willing to try anything once.


I am looking for someone who is open, honest, and enjoys life. Someone I can have fun with whether we are going out for a night on the town or staying in to watch a movie. Communication is key to a successful relationship, so someone who can be open with me is very important. Basically I am looking for someone I am compatible with and who will bring out the best in me while I bring out the best in him.

More:  Politically she is middle of the road, Aries, likes dogs, dancing, bowling, tennis, cooking and exploring new areas.

6) Family First

I've learned life is short and can change in an instant. I want to cherish the moments. I'm blessed with the greatest family and close network of friends. We've been thru a lot, but remain stronger than ever. I surround myself with love every day and it's the little things that make me smile- watching my nieces grow, a cup of coffee in the morning, sunrises and sunsets overlooking the beach...

I'm ready to find that special someone who just gets me. I want to meet a man who is looking for a relationship, wants to have fun, grow together and embrace all that life has to offer. Someone who walks into a room and only sees me. There's so much behind chemistry, but I'm waiting for that feeling. I believe all good relationships must start with a solid foundation and hope to find a partner that holds true to the same values as I do.

More:  Politically she is middle of the road, Aquarius, likes dogs, not a cat person at all (allergic), likes to cook, dine out, travel, belly laughs, spending time with her family, girl’s nights, being part of her nieces’ lives, staying active is very important as she is a part-time health coach, learning to play golf.


1 comment:

  1. Interested in all your topics and can't wait to read more. As to a match for Maksim, I like No. 2, This Girl is on Fire, because I think she'd be a good intellectual match for him.

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