Finding a Girl for Maks via Match.com
Of course my first blog will be about +Maksim Chmerkovskiy, duh!!!
He is the one and only ‘Sex On A Stick’ and we all know it. Now that he is single again, (It seems he
broke up with Peta (or vise versa) a few weeks ago, although I think they may
get together for V day. We will see.), I thought it would be fun to try and
find him a girl on +Match.com. This is
only for fun and I am not going to try and hook anyone up.
I narrowed my search to women living in or near
NYC since that is Maks home base. They
had to be single, physically fit, want kids, liberal or middle of the road
politically, 5’4” to 5’ 10” and between the ages of 26 and 35. Let me know who your favorite is and who you
think I should eliminate first. Lets
have some fun!!!!
Here are my first six matches for Maks:
I love my life in
Things I'm looking for in a "match"
-Besides the obvious basics (intelligence, confidence, charisma, kindness), a
great sense of humor is key. A nice mix of dry wit, sarcasm, goofiness and self
deprecation seem to do the trick. In turn, I need to be able to make you laugh
(because I'm convinced I'm funny). There's nothing more fun than eliciting a
genuine laugh from someone that I like- not a "that's funny" but a
real belly laugh. I'm smiling just thinking about it. On the more serious side,
you should be someone who is intellectually curious, emotionally available, and
sensitive while still being masculine. I want you to be able to teach me new things
and I'd like to do the same for you.
A few things you should know about me - and hopefully
would find charming if we're compatible: I'm not the type of girl who primps to
go to the gym or get on an airplane (I tend to regard such girls with a mix of
confusion and admiration). Sure, I do love to get dressed up and go out with
friends or to an event, but if you find me out and about on a normal day, I'm
more likely to be sans makeup sporting a ponytail and sundress...Also, despite
being pretty athletic, in my daily life, I'm ridiculously clumsy and frequently
display random bruises to prove it (I think I get caught up in my thoughts and
fail to pay attention to what I'm doing). Case in point, my apartment has a
staircase in it and when I threw a housewarming party after moving in, not
fewer than 10 of my friends commented about the likelihood of me falling down
the stairs (Check). What else? Oh, I tend to get obsessed with a particular
song or album and will listen to it on repeat with what may accurately be construed
as compulsiveness. Lucky for you, I usually don't subject others to my
soundtrack. I think that should do it for now - I know most people
are only checking out the pics anyway so my writing genius is wasted.
2) This Girl Is On Fire
Positive, creative gal with a sincere heart and joie de vivre.
I'm originally from Jersey
and moved to NYC for acting school. Now I'm a book publicist. I love working
with funny, smart, creative people and really like my job. Favorite things outside
of work include seeing theater and film, traveling, writing, reading,
entertaining friends, and thinking about how delicious cheese is. After living
in New York for ten years, the streets of Manhattan still inspire me more than any other place I've ever
been.
I'm a contradiction of sorts. I love intelligent
conversation and stupid jokes...wine bars and dive bars...classic literature
and Modern Family...live music and history museums.
I'm looking for someone with old school values but
progressive thoughts. Someone who lives in the moment but plans for the future.
Someone who makes time for the ones they love. Someone who is honest and true,
cultured and savvy, with a wicked sense of humor who knows how to think outside
the box.
3) Genuinely Gorgeous
I am a fun loving lady who is successful, outgoing, playful and a genuine person with an open mind and open heart.
I'm equally comfortable dressing up in cocktail dress or
relaxing in t-shirt and jeans. I want someone who can appreciate that and also
wants to get the most out of life. I love my job. I love hanging out with my
friends and value my family very much. I surround myself with good people.
I want to find someone who likes to travel and explore
what the world has to offer. My goal is to find someone who wants to settle
down and we can grow together. Ideally, I would like someone who has a good
sense of humor, intelligence and ambition.
More:
Politically she is middle of the road, Capricorn, likes to go to movies,
dancing, golfing, swimming, explore new restaurants, traveling, likes dogs, and
going to grandma's house in Florida.
4) Ultimately Optimistic
Ultimately looking for amazing chemistry with a
good-natured, optimistic, and dependable person. He is kind, caring, sweet, and
passionate; not afraid to live through his heart. Family oriented, a great
sense of humor, with true zest and excitement for life. I am looking for a partner
and a best friend who is an old-fashioned gentleman, making my heart skip a
beat (not too many beats). He is romantic, spontaneous, and has my best
interest at heart, as I would his.
I am a sincere, compassionate, honest and confident woman
seeking someone special to enjoy life with. My natural ability to connect with
others as well as my genuine warmth has allowed me to have amazing friendships
and great relations with others. Love, love, love to travel, adore spending
time in nature, enjoy comedy shows, concerts, sporting events, and am a big
foodie and wine connoisseur. Staying physically active is important to me and I
am happiest engaging in a wide variety of activities from rollerblading and
horseback riding to hiking and yoga. I am easy going and always up for an
adventure. Maybe it's the California still in me, but I still believe in true love and don't
think anything is too great to be real.
More:
Politically she is middle of the road, Cancer, likes dogs, cats, fish and
horses, likes to dance, cook, the smell (and taste!) of great coffee,
fresh seafood, spirituality, laughter, inventing, creating, bikram yoga,
running into old friends, papaya, 90% dark chocolate, the zoo, unexpected
surprises.
5) Positively Beautiful
I am originally from
I am looking for someone who is open, honest, and enjoys
life. Someone I can have fun with whether we are going out for a night on the
town or staying in to watch a movie. Communication is key to a successful
relationship, so someone who can be open with me is very important. Basically I
am looking for someone I am compatible with and who will bring out the best in
me while I bring out the best in him.
6) Family First
I've learned life is short and can change in an instant. I want to cherish the moments. I'm blessed with the greatest family and close network of friends. We've been thru a lot, but remain stronger than ever. I surround myself with love every day and it's the little things that make me smile- watching my nieces grow, a cup of coffee in the morning, sunrises and sunsets overlooking the beach...
I'm
ready to find that special someone who just gets me. I want to meet a man who
is looking for a relationship, wants to have fun, grow together and embrace all
that life has to offer. Someone who walks into a room and only sees me. There's
so much behind chemistry, but I'm waiting for that feeling. I believe all good
relationships must start with a solid foundation and hope to find a partner
that holds true to the same values as I do.





